Sheep toilet paper holders
Three sheep-shaped holders that turn spare toilet rolls into a small flock.
Stupid gifts. Excellent taste.
Gifts
Grumpy frog
A small frog statue with a distinctly unimpressed expression. For a desk, shelf or windowsill.
Raw chicken vase
A pink ceramic vase shaped like an uncooked chicken. Add flowers for contrast.
Medieval cat tapestry
A medieval-style cat tapestry for a wall that could use something stranger.
Fortune-telling pickle
Answers your yes-or-no questions. Out loud.
Spider prank box
A jumping spider inside a gift-card box.
Screaming goat
A tiny desk goat that screams.
Belly fanny pack
A zippered waist bag printed to look like a bare belly.
My First Fire prank gift box
Empty prank gift box. No fire kit included.
An empty prank gift box made to look like a child's fire-starting kit. Hide a real present inside; no fire kit is included.
Crab spoon rest
Spoon rest. Steam releaser. Crab.
Drinking bird
The classic bobbing drinking bird: part desk toy, part small physics demonstration.
Framed opossum art
A vintage-style opossum portrait in a gold-colored frame.
Toilet coffee mug
A 12-ounce coffee mug shaped like a miniature toilet.
Farting ring box
Makes a fart sound when opened. Ring not included.
Blah button
A talking button with twelve variations on "blah."
Bullshit button
A large red button with sound effects and a flashing light for calling bullshit.
Desktop therapist
Sixteen phrases. No appointment needed.
Boy with a giant chicken print
An unframed vintage-style print of a boy with an improbably large chicken.
Middle-finger Venus
A classical-style Venus figurine with a less classical hand gesture.
Birthday toast
A small crocheted slice of toast with a birthday message.
Stay Weird wall plaque
A gothic-style wooden wall plaque with a simple instruction: Stay Weird.
Jar of fucks
A small jar of wooden word cutouts, for someone running out of fucks to give.
The American Mustache
A hardcover collection of mustache photographs, made for the coffee table.
Designer-handbag dog toy
A squeaky dog toy styled after a designer handbag. This listing is the medium ChewyV version.